So I Tried One of Those $20 “Get a sexy bod” Online Programs

Maybe it was stir-craziness, who knows.

This DIY fitness program promised me a bikini body in 90 days. I don’t wear them anymore after that one time I went boogie boarding, but let’s not talk about that. Suffice to say there is something to be said for one-piece swimsuits and rashguards.

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I wanted to know if it worked. Are they all scams, like I assume 94% of miracle cures/transformations on the internet are?

Here’s the gist of what I got for my $20 plus tax

• workout schedule
• eating recommendation
• macro nutrition explanation
• calorie recommendations for a variety of starting weights
• access to a Facebook group for moral support
• a respectable amount of upsells to other products

Macro Nutrition

Good to know. I’m not looking to be a bodybuilder, but the idea of “rhino kicking thighs” appeals to me. (Not that I would kick a rhino. Even I know that’s a bad life decision — and rude.)

At the time I was doing this, I had some family staying. They prefer to do all of the cooking. So changing the menu was out.