Bylaws of the Girlfriend Guild
4 min readMar 7, 2020
The position of Girlfriend is the pinnacle of achievement. It is the sweet spot that’s super difficult to maintain. If you try too hard, then you get Wifed (Wondrous Instrument For Employment Domestic.) On the other hand, if you don’t play your cards right, then you get demoted to Single Woman — which everybody knows is the single most terrifying creature on the planet.